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kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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icefag:

My nudes are my copyright pls don’t spread them around

(via actionables)

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1chainz:

80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive

(via rowlingindadeep)

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trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

(via rowlingindadeep)

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ebeanezerscrooge:

the professor asked me what benjamin franklins brothers name was and i panicked and said frank benjalin. i have never fucked up that hard in my entire life

(Source: beesmygod, via inkcaviness)

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  • guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
  • guys: ew fat chicks
  • guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
  • guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
  • guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
  • guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
  • guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
  • guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
  • guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
  • guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
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stability:

avoiding responsibilities like

image

(Source: stability, via thesurvivorwithin)

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poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

(via asian)

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  • me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
  • me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
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