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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via rowlingindadeep)

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egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

(via tittled)

792,199 notes

chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

(via rowlingindadeep)

31,562 notes

avas-dorko:

them: but you’re not a REAL boy

me: *sweats and tries to hide my puppet strings and talk over the creaking of my wooden puppet body* i don’t know what you’re talking about

(via brookylnbby)

935 notes

intelligentairhead:

Protect autistic people but especially autistic kids and especially especially autistic kids of colour because you know they will not be treated fairly and you know people will accuse them of disrespect when all they’re doing is trying to make sense of an interaction where someone is out to attack them for no apparent reason

(via lifeasa-fatgirl)

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t3hwish:

nekoabbzi:

rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that

I just gasped like I wasn’t ready for that at all

Thinking about this too hard made me feel like I was falling off the earth once.

0/10 would not recommend

(via angelic-pooper)

317,432 notes

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

(via louring)

181,456 notes

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

Me.

(via happiest)

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ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

Duble plot twist at its finest.

(Source: mintyboob, via facebookstaff)

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